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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via killthemwithhhhyourkindness)

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spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
killthemwithhhhyourkindness:

laughingisbetter:

dirkspantaloons:

funwithcara:

foodnun:

project-helix:

slendystuck:

captain-america-steve:

                           OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
                                                WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
                                        DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED. 
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

Signal boost for my followers. I hate this kind of virus :S Then again, I hate ALL viruses. 

Remember: Anything with an email attached IS A VIRUS.

omg i got this and i wass gonna open it

wow this is sitting in my inbox right now thanks foodnun you a cool girl

This is the video i was talking about. apparently they come from all different emails/names? glad i didn’t click it.

fuck.. i just finished watching that video.. fuck„„„„„,


I GOT THIS TOO! I didn’t open it though yet. And now I won’t :O

rnedia:

my nickname in middle school was “who?”

(Source: drarna, via hey-itschase)

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breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

(via la-vie-pathetique)

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So I drew Gaga last night. 
I never draw people. I can never… get it. 
I’m pleased with it. Considering it’s my first time drawing a person free-hand, it could have turned out worse. It didn’t take me all that long, either.

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“Oh wow, you’re up early!”

sodamnrelatable:

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“Who said I slept?”

(Source: robinaa, via queenofblending)

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